The Modern Girl's Guide To Being A Domestic Goddess
Chapter 13 : PUT THE POLE IN THE KITCHEN
GIVE A LIL PASSIONATE TLC
Yes, I said put the pole in the kitchen! Pole dancing and stripper classes have become more popular than ever. They are offered at almost every gym, there are DVDs and instructional manuals, and you can even buy a pole to put in your house! But here’s my question: How are you going to strip for your man if he’s too hungry to pay attention? Ask any man—a home-cooked meal is better than watching a chick swinging on a pole. He may act like he’ll die without sex, but trust me, most men would rather have sex after a satisfying meal that’s prepared by his Domestic Goddess.
Now, if you’re really claiming the title of a Goddess, why not put a pole in the kitchen, cook your man a meal, and put on a show? It may sound silly, but hey, every man has a fantasy, and that just might be his.
Okay, that may be a bit much for some of you. But you get my drift: You have got to keep your relationship hot!
Get UNcomfortable
I see you getting ready to go to bed with your hair tied in a scarf and pimple cream dotted on your face. And don’t think I didn’t notice those ratty, baggy pajamas you’ve slept in every night for the past two years. Do yourself a favor and march on over to the mirror. Now, do you see a hot, sexy, passionate woman staring back at you? No? Well, neither does your man.
I’m sure, when you first snagged him, you probably walked around the house looking like a model out of a Fredericks of Hollywood catalog. Now time has passed, you fell in love, got used to each other, and maybe even had a kid or two. So you feel like it’s okay to be comfortable and walk around looking like Wheezy from The Jefferson's—he still loves you right? Yes, I’m sure he does, but he’d probably love and appreciate you much more if you put a little effort in your appearance. Familiarity breeds contentment. But you can’t allow yourself to fall into this trap. It’s a definite way to spark a rift between you and the love of your life. Here are some ways to KEEP IT HOT at all times: …